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Monday, August 24, 2009

Yeah...

You know those thank you cards I told you about? I finally mailed them today. Yeah.

Grace has been on one lately. I always looked at the other moms funny when they said the patch between 1 year and 18 mos was the hardest... now I know why.

Tomorrow I get to have a speculum shoved up my behind.

Ah the joys of being a woman!

Wednesday, August 5, 2009

Thank You!

I finally got the THREE, count 'em, THREE thank you cards written out today. Not that a MONTH has passed or anything like that since Miss Grace's birthday.
I feel incredibly guilty.
My uncle is having some heart trouble, so Grace was sure to write to him too:
P.S. Here's a band-aid for Uncle Teddy's heart, since Nana said it was broken

When Grace gets up I am going to run to Walmart to buy some Sponge Bob or completely fru-fru girly bandaids to send, lol. I need envelopes anyway since I can't find the ones that came with the greeting cards from the photographer for Grace's birthday photos. Oh and a cheeseburger doesn't sound entirely terrible either ;)

Monday, August 3, 2009

It Has Begun

So just now I heard Grace over the monitor. The Queen of the Universe had awoken from her beauty nap. I go in to find a horrific sight...

NAKED BABY!!! AHHHH!

I have dreaded this day for a long time. It is the stuff of legends and nightmares. The day your child figures out how to remove their own diaper. Yes, my friends, today was that day.

It has begun. NOOOOOOOOOO!!!